Meet The Spartans 2008 Movie

Meet the Spartans 43 votes. 3.93 / 5 From the creators of Scary Movie and Date Movie comes this tongue-in-cheek parody of the sword-and-sandal epics, dubbed Meet the Spartans. The 20th Century Fox production was written and directed by the filmmaking team of Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer. From the creators of Scary Movie and Date Movie comes this tongue-in-cheek parody of the sword-and-sandal epics, dubbed Meet the Spartans. Watch Meet the Spartans (2008) Full Movie Online Free, Download Free Movies Torrent 720P 1080P The heroic Spartan king Leonidas, armed with nothing but leather underwear and a cape, le.

1. Meet The Spartans 2008 Full Movie

This was literally the worst movie I have ever seen. I am a movie buff and tend to love all sorts of movies, this movie was a waste of my time and money. They tend to use the same joke time and time again, after the first time, it's not funny anymore!!

Also, Parents beware!! This is NOT a movie for children to go to. It is PG-13 but I feel anyone under 16 should not see it, in one scene Carmen Electra is laying on a table with only tomatoes covering her nipples and a slice of pizza covering her crotch. There are lots of other provocative scenes that is inappropriate for children. All in all the movie was crude, disgusting and vulgar, not funny at all except for the opening scene.

Don't see it, you'll be extremely disappointed.

Running time 83 minutes Country United States Language English Budget $30 million Box office $84.6 million Meet the Spartans is a 2008 American directed. It is mainly a parody of the 2006 film, although it also references many other films, TV shows, people and pop cultural events of the time, in a manner similar to previous films that Friedberg and Seltzer had been involved in such as,. The film stars,. Meet the Spartans opened at #1 in the United States and was a box office success, despite receiving overwhelmingly negative reviews. Contents. Plot The film opens with.

The first, an ugly, talking baby ogre ( ), is abandoned to die for its deformity; while the second, who is Vietnamese, is adopted. The third, is accepted as a Spartan for his already-present muscular physique and prepared for kinghood through brutal training. An adult Leonidas is cast out into the wild, survives the harsh winter, and hunts down a ( ). Returning a king for his inauguration wearing a penguin skin hat, Leonidas sees erotically dancing and asks her to marry him, to which she responds by giving him the combination to her armor-plated. Years later, Leonidas is his son when Captain informs him that a Persian messenger has arrived. Accompanied by the Spartan politician Traitoro, the messenger presents ' demands for Sparta's submission. After growing angry with both the messenger's disrespect and finding him making out with his wife, Leonidas kicks him into a pit.

Despite Traitoro's advice that the messenger's guards are now needed to convey the actual message, Leonidas kicks them in as well, along with several other people he simply dislikes, such as , and the. Resolving to face the, Leonidas visits the prophets and gives them medicines such as as their price for their consultation.

They advise him that he should consult the for any advice. The Oracle, reveals that Leonidas will die should he go to war.

After reaching a decision while spending the night with his wife, Leonidas meets the soldiers assembled for his departure to, and finds that only thirteen were accepted in the army due to stringent requirements. Among them are Captain, his son Sonio, and a slightly unfit Spartan named Dilio. Once at the Hot Gates, they encounter a deformed (also played by Parker), who tells Leonidas and the Captain about a secret goat path above the Hot Gates that Xerxes could use to outflank the Spartans. When she asks to be made a Spartan soldier, Leonidas rejects her as unqualified due to her inability to use a spear correctly.

Leonidas and his platoon soon face off with Xerxes' messenger and his Immortals, beating them in a before driving them off a cliff. Xerxes , impressed, personally approaches Leonidas and attempts to with a trip to the.

Leonidas declines, and the Spartans face the army in a ' fight, which the Spartans win, but Dilio has his eyes scratched out and wanders away. Hilton decides to betray the Spartans and reveals the location of the goat path to Xerxes in return for various gifts and for having her deformed hump removed.

Xerxes meets the twelve remaining Spartans and the war begins. Meanwhile, back in Sparta, Queen Margo has several confrontations with Traitoro, as he is the vital vote in sending more troops to assist her husband. Following her address to the Council, Traitoro publicly betrays the Queen. The Queen then battles Traitoro in a parody of and defeats him using a. With Traitoro's deceit exposed, the council is united with the queen. At the, the Persians introduce their secret weapons, and, who kills Sonio with a decapitating uppercut.

Captain avenges him with Botox poisoning before being struck down by Xerxes. Leonidas pursues Xerxes and plays.

Managing to find the ', Xerxes uses it in a car to become and shows off his powers to access the ' video on. However, Xerxestron accidentally trips on his extension cord and falls on Leonidas and the surviving Spartans, apparently killing them. The blind Dilio eventually returns to Sparta to tell of Leonidas' final moments. A year later, Dilio leads a larger Spartan force to defeat the Persians, but the blind warrior ends up going the wrong way. They end up in, where they knock down as she is leaving again. Cast. ( uncredited) as Narrator.

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Meet The Spartans 2008 Full Movie

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as Urban Girl Release Box office Meet the Spartans opened at number one at the US box office, grossing $18,505,530 over its opening weekend, narrowly edging out fellow newcomer, which was briefly parodied in the credits of this film. The film dropped 60.4% in its second weekend grossing $7,336,595 expanding to 2643 theaters while ranking fourth at the box office. The film grossed $38,233,676 in United States and Canada and grossed $45,787,889 Internationally, adding up to a Worldwide gross of $84,021,565. Critical reception The film received overwhelmingly negative reviews from critics. Ranked the film 25th in the 100 worst reviewed films of the 2000s, with a rating of a mere 2%. Reported the film had an average score of 9% out of 100%, based on 11 reviews — indicating 'overwhelming dislike' and being the worst received film by the directors on the site. One reviewer for in, gave the film a score of 10 as did 's Day and Night while an newspaper review described it as being 'as funny as a burning '.

The said 'After enduring the torturously unfunny Date Movie and Epic Movie, one could be forgiven for concluding that the art of cinematic parody was in terminal decline. This latest installment in Friedberg and Seltzer's franchise hammers a final nail into the coffin with an utterly atrocious collection of imbecilic skits. It's junk-food cinema at its worst.

One cringes to think what future cultural historians will make of it and us.' In, reviewer Wendy Ide suggested that the producers of the film were not aiming for 'laughs' but 'a simian grunt of recognition from an audience that must have been practically brain-dead to fork out £10 to see a film that can’t even master the concept of?' Most of the film's criticism consisted of not having many actual jokes and instead having an over-reliance on references. Several recurring gags were criticized for being overused, such as throwing various celebrities down the Pit of Death or the ambiguous sexuality of the Spartans.

The film's score by was commended by Christian Clemmensen from Filmtracks.com, who considered it one of the biggest 'guilty pleasures' of 2008. On January 21, 2009, the film received five nominations for the: Worst Picture (jointly with ), Worst Supporting Actress (Electra), Worst Director, Worst Screenplay, and Worst Prequel, Remake, Rip-Off, or Sequel.

Home media The film was released on and on June 3, 2008, in an 'Unrated Pit of Death' Edition and a /theatrical release of the film. The theatrical cut does not include extras but includes widescreen and full screen versions on one dual disc. A 'ruder & cruder' version was later released in the UK on August 18.

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